Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Thank you for calling...

...to report your power outage.  Please speak responses.  If there is no power at this address, please say "no power".  If you are calling to report a light out, please say "light out".  If there is some power at this address, please say "partial power".

Me:  No power.

Stupid phone computer:  I'm sorry.  I did not understand your response. (repeats instructions)

Me: NO POWER

Phone computer that should die a horrible death:  I'm sorry. I did not understand your response. (repeats instructions)

Me: NO POWER!!!

Phone computer that is obviously possessed by evil demons:  I'm sorry.  I did not understand your response. (repeats instructions)

Me:  *cusses loudly* I need to speak to a real person.

Phone computer:  Did you say "no power"?  Please say yes or no.

Me: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

2 comments:

Kristen @ Adventures in Mommyhood said...

Oh I REALLY hate phone computers.

Country Wife said...

I really don't know which is worse: phone computers, or "customer service" reps that don't understand english. They both make me want to bang my head against the wall. lol