Wednesday, December 21, 2011


In honor of the ridiculous amount of rain we have received in just the past 24 hours (which is in addition to the ridiculous amount of rain we have received since spring) and the mud that is, literally, I am not kidding, over the top of my foot, in the wallow that was once upon a time a yard, I request the following changes to popular Christmas carols:

  • I'm Dreaming Of A White Wet Christmas.
  • Here We Come A-Caroling A-Kayaking.
  • I Saw Three Ships... In My Yard
  • Frosty The Snowman  Mucky the Mudman
  • Up On The Housetop...Escaping Flood Waters
  • What Child Is This...Swimming By
  • Santa Claus Is Coming Swimming To Town
  • Deck The Halls...With Boats and Life Vests...fa la la la
  • We Wish You A Merry Muddy Christmas
  • Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer Speedboat
  • We Three Kings (of Orient are...)  We Got Three Inches Of Rain In An Hour
  • Silent Night, Holy Night  Rainy Night, Muddy Night

LOL..ok...enough is enough..right?  But oh my gosh the MUD! The muck!! The puddles, rain, and more rain!! Santa better have some freakin' big mud tires!!!

Oh no!!! Guess he didn't have any!!


Kevin said...

If he's a redneck santa... then he definitely has big ol mud tires.

Those city santas will just get stuck in their sports cars. LOL

Country Wife said...

LOL...good one!!!

Nicole said...

i know what you mean about the rain, its been raining here since winter its crazy how much rain we have had. i am sick of running in & out to get the washing off the line then putting back out again.if we get one dry day a week so i can get the washing dried all in one go im happy.

Country Wife said...

Nicole: Wishing you sunny skies for your Christmas!

Nicole said...

thanks for that, your wishes have worked it has been sunny here since christmas eve, been washing all the winter blankets & stuff :o)
oh Sunny Day....

Country Wife said...

So glad the sun came out! I'm a bit jealous that you are headed into full summer and here we are, finally hitting those single digit temps. Brrr! But at least the ground will freeze. lol