Um..what??

Seed catalogs have arrived.  Eöl showed me something he thought was cool in one of them.

Me:  I haven't opened a single catalog yet.

Eöl :  **stares in amazment**

Me:  No, really.  I just haven't had time yet.

Eöl:  **picks up cell phone and pretends to dial**  Speaks into phone, "Hello?  I'd like my wife back, please."

Me: sigh.