Monday, July 25, 2011

Garden notes

I'm pretty sure we've set records for heat the past week or so.  We've had heat advisories almost daily, with the heat index reaching as high as 120, but averaging just above 105. Today and tomorrow promise to be cooler, with highs in the upper 80s.  It'll be merely stifling outside for a change.

Last week was insanely hectic.  Eöl went back to work. Great news financially, but everyone here misses him, none more than me.  We've never had such a long stretch of being together, and we enjoyed it even more than we thought we would.  There were a lot of projects that didn't get finished, due to the budget begging to be shot and put out of its misery.  We did get some things accomplished, despite spending a large amount of time holding hands, goofing off, and throwing beans at each other. ( Picking produce has never been as lonely as it was today.)

On top of the return to work, I had to be somewhere. Every. Stinking. Day.  When Eöl was home, I was gone, and vice versa.  Skipping sleep to see him at least an hour here and there caught up with me Saturday evening, when I ended up in bed, shaky and nauseous (or is it nauseated? I can't keep those straight. Either way, I felt pukey.), most likely from sheer exhaustion.

Thanks to the insanity, bouncing from one thing to another like a rabid ping pong ball (you don't ever want to be bitten by one of those...in addition to the shots, there's some sort of paddle involved), the heat, and the heavy rains, the garden went into overdrive.  I was left in the dust.

The two+ bushels of beans we picked Sunday were bigger than I prefer.  I like my beans tender and small, but these were huge and beany.  I managed to give away a bushel, and the rest will be labeled for the freezer so that I know to cook them differently.  They are still edible. In fact, the beany stage is when most people pick them.  What can I say? I'm a picky bean picker.

I picked about two bushels of cucumbers today.  I'll probably make some more refrigerator pickles, which will thrill Eöl (not really), as he says there's already no room for actual food in the fridge. I've argued that pickles are on the food pyramid, right next to pork rinds, but he doesn't believe me. *rolls eyes*  I do want to try to make some spicy pickles, with horseradish, and then I'll consult our list to see if there's anyone we know that is not already buried under a pile of our cucumbers.  I'm pretty sure my garden is responsible for the local vinegar shortage.

The zucchini also got a bit out of hand.  How can they go from teensy to ginormous overnight??  They weren't quite big enough to enter in the fair, so I can at least shred and freeze them for future zucchini bread.  Thankfully, I planted a quite reasonable 6 or 7 plants this year.  One year I had over 20 plants; wheelbarrows, crates, boxes, bags, and cars, all filled to the brim.  I learned my lesson.

I have pics to upload of the huge bag of bell peppers I harvested.  I still had some in the freezer from last year, and the tomatoes aren't ready for salsa yet, so I came up with a recipe for a basil marinade for the peppers.  Something else to go in the fridge. Ha.

I picked about a half gallon of blackberries this evening. There were more, but I had other chores to tend to.  The rules of blackberry picking are:

  • The blackberries will always be ready on the hottest days.
  • The biggest, juiciest, tastiest berries will always grow in the sharpest, thorniest, ouchiest part of the bush.
  • Mosquitoes use blackberries as bait to attract delicious humans.
  • Mosquitoes will always bite you in the most painful places when you have one hand full of berries and the other hand full of briers.  If you give in and smack the little bugger, you will either have a huge berry smear, or some ouchy prickers.
These berries are destined to be berry vinegar, which I may actually can, so that Eöl will have room in the fridge for food, including the leftover duck from yesterday's dinner. I'm still debating if said duck is going to be egg rolls or pot pies.

Oh...I almost forgot the actual reason for this post.  We got our first ripe tomato today!!  It won't be long until time for salsa.

It looks like the corn is nearly ready.  I'm afraid I may end up processing corn and salsa at the same time.  As well as trying to keep the produce picked.  And the laundry done.  And the yard mowed.  And the house cleaned, or at least manageable.  And errands run.  And appointments. And the critters cleaned, fed, and watered. And then the hazelnuts will be ready. And then it's butchering time...and...and....AUUUGGGHHH!!!

No, really, it may seem like chaos, but that's only because it is.  Fortunately, it doesn't last long.  Once all is done, I'll have three full chest freezers, a full pantry, and a fridge full of pickles.

It's nothing short of amazing to be able to walk right out into my yard and gather all the ingredients for a gourmet meal.  Ok, maybe not so gourmet, though I occasionally get adventurous, like with the marinated peppers.  Usually, I'm in the middle of making lunch, when I yell, "I'm going to the store for onions!"  Which actually means, "I'm headed to the garden and will probably get distracted, so please don't let lunch burn."

Harvest would be a lot more fun, though, if I weren't allergic to almost every thing in the garden.  Yes. It's true.  Corn pollen gives me a migraine.  I get contact dermatitis from everything else: the cukes, the zukes, the peppers, but especially the tomatoes.  I have pics of my lovely rash, if you have a strong stomach.  But right now, I'm too tired to go find the camera, download, resize, and upload pics.  Maybe tomorrow...

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?

I don't have any silver bells or cockle shells, but I do have my ducklings in a row.



Here's what's in the garden this year:
Roma Tomatoes

Tomatoes:
  • Roma - 66 plants
  • Super Beefsteak
  • Tiny Tim 
  • Early Girl 
  • Big Boy 
  • Cherry 
  • Green Grape 
  • Red Reif Heart 
  • Eva Purple Ball 
  • Striped Cavern 
  • Burpee Long Keeper 
  • Ace 55 
  • Heirloom mix 
  • Sungella 
  • Red Lightning Hybrid 
  • There are also several volunteer plants. I'm curious to see which varieties they are.
  • Total: 161 (Volunteers not included.)
Mexican Sour Gherkin

Cucumbers:
  • Muncher 
  • Carolina 
  • Sumpter 
  • Lemon 
  • Boston Pickling 
  • White 
  • Poinsetta  76
  • Chicago Pickling
  • Mexican Sour Gherkin
  • Total: 100 plants (I think I got carried away)
Partial view of the East Garden, including Contender beans, tomatoes
cucumbers, and corn.

Beans:
  • Contender (bush variety)
  • Royal Burgandy
I have no idea how many plants total.  A rough guess for one Contender bean patch would be 450.  The patch is only about 15x18.  The other patches are smaller.


Golden Bell peppers

Peppers:
  • Keystone Resistant Giant
  • Garden Leader Tasty Red
  • Garden Leader Tasty Orange
  • Golden Bell
  • Ace
  • Pimento
  • Big Jim
  • Carnival Mix
  • Red Habanero
  • Chocolate Habanero
  • Total: No idea.  I have 36 plants that I bought (6 each of the first 6 listed). The rest are from seed. I should count them for future reference, I suppose.
I'm giving up on plant totals for the rest of this post.  I have notes in my garden book, but it's too tedious to total everything.  

Squash:
  • Blue Hubbard
  • Queensland Blue
  • Delicata
  • Black Beauty Zucchini
  • Blue Pumpkin
  • Rouge Vif d'Etampes
  • Butternut
  • Early Acorn Hybrid
  • Argonaut
  • Pink Banana 
  • Pie Pumpkin
  • Early White Bush Scallop
Corn:
  • Kandy Korn (sweet corn)
  • Early Sunglow (sweet corn)
  • Tom Thumb Popcorn
  • Strawberry Popcorn
  • Earth Tones Dent Corn
  • Painted Mountain Flour Corn
The corn is Eöl's department, at least the planting part. I'm working during that time of year and am usually dead tired when I get home. I'm really grateful he took over.

    This year, he and Little Sis were in charge of potato planting, as well.  They did an amazing job, despite the constant rain, and planted about 75 lbs of Yukon Gold.
    Partial view of West Garden, including melon patch, tomatoes, peppers, squash and corn.
    The huge, weedy mess on the left is our hedgerow.
    We let that grow to protect our garden from any spray used in the field next door.
    The hedgerow is also home to many birds, including a pair of Indigo Buntings.

    Melons:
    • Collective Farm Woman
    • Charentais
    • Amish Cantelope
    • Blacktail Mountain Watermelon
    • Sugar Baby Watermelon
    • Crimson Sweet Watermelon
    • Congo Watermelon
    • Georgia Rattlesnake Watermelon
    Another partial view of the West Garden, including Contender beans, corn, onions, beets,  and tomatoes.
    Notice the plastic is rolled back for the onions and beets.

    Onions:
    • Yellow
    • Red  (planted one pound each)
    Other:
    • Jersey Wakefield Cabbage
    • Romanesco Broccoli
    • Broccoli
    • Rutabaga
    • Turnips
    • Radishes
    • Horseradish
    • Asparagus
    • Baby Bok Choy
    • Pak Choy
    • Carrots
    • Lettuce
    • Ground Cherries
    • Snow Peas
    • Beets (Detroit Supreme, Chioggia, Golden, and Tall Top Early Wonder)
    Ground Cherries

    And of course there are the herbs:
    • Dill
    • Basil: Amethyst, Serrata, Queenette
    • Cilantro
    • Chives
    • Thyme
    • Lovage
    • Chamomile
    • Mint: Chocolate and Pineapple
    • Lemon Balm (I know it's technically a mint)
    • Sweet Woodruff
    • Bee Balm
    • Echinacea
    • Horseradish
    • Patchouli
    • Bay
    • Bronze Fennel
    • Oregano
    There are probably more herbs, but that's all I can think of right now.  They are scattered all over the garden, the flower beds, and the yard.

    ETA:  Tomatillos! Can't believe I forgot them.  I have purple and green.  I didn't actually plant any this year; they are all volunteers from last year.  Also, I forgot to list lavender in the herbs. I knew I was forgetting something.  

    What's in your garden this year?


    Tuesday, July 19, 2011

    Guess What!?


    CHICKEN BUTT!!!

    Just kidding.  Well, not really...it is a chicken butt.  

    I'm still around.  I'll hopefully get back to blogging this week, at least for a few short posts.  I have a ton of post drafts but they need editing, or at least finishing, before publishing.  

    For now, I'm off to break beans.  Again.  And then tomorrow I'll be picking beans. Again.  And cucumbers.  Again.  

    I'm up to 24 quarts and one pint of refrigerator pickles, so I guess I'll have to figure out something else for the cukes.  I got carried away with the cucumber plants this year, after last year's mouse attack.

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled Chicken Butt.

    Sunday, July 10, 2011

    Produce update

    Wow!  I can't believe how much the garden is producing already!  I need to go back and check my notes, but I'm pretty sure this is the most we've had this early, ever.

    Pictured below is the haul from Friday, July 8.  (I note this kind of stuff for my own future reference.  It'll be easier to find here than trying to sift through my beat up, dirt crusted, crumpled garden notebook.)

    We were picking the beans and tossing them into paper grocery bags, but the bottoms started falling out as we carried them inside.  Eöl dumped them all into a handy feed bag for weighing.


    65 pounds of green beans!!! Yes...sixty-five pounds!!!


    We didn't bother to weigh the cukes.  I had enough for four quarts of refrigerator pickles, with a few cukes left over for snacking.

    Hopefully, I'll get a chance this week to post the garden totals.  Believe it or not, I'm still planting...when I'm not busy breaking beans. :)

    Wednesday, July 6, 2011

    Produce!!!

    I think this has to be the absolute earliest we've ever had peppers, or more than a few beans.  But I got some stuff out earlier this year.  The pepper plants were, admittedly, boughten (as our Amish friends say).  Many of my seed started pepper plants just didn't survive, due to the lack of sunlight...as well as my lack of grow lights...this spring.  I do have a couple dozen that finally germinated, ready to be planted, if I ever get time.

    The beans, however, I did grow, from my own saved seed.  I did several plantings. The first planting is producing, and those went into the ground (direct seed) May 15.

    The bean plantings were done at least two weeks apart.  I'm really glad. I have a LOT of bean plants, and trying to pick those all at once...well, my spine is thrilled that I didn't do it that way.  I did once...oh, the agony!  I felt like The Little Crooked Woman.  Did I mention these are bush beans?  I love them, since they don't require trellising, but all the bending...I'm not as young as I was... yesterday.

    So...on to the pics...

    About five pounds of beans. Not bad for the first pick.

    Cukes!

    Peppers.  Booya!!

    The lonely zuke.  This was from a volunteer plant.

    We had a nice pasta salad, with pasta, cucumber, and green peppers.  I made the dressing with basil and chives from our garden.  Soooo good!!

    All of the produce is from July 3.