Using our patented LogFlex technology, you'll get the workout of your dreams! You'll get endurance, strength, and cardio, as well as toning and tightening!
No fluorescent lighting here, folks! You'll get your daily Vitamin D in it's natural form as you push the LogFlex up this meandering wooded path... ...and then up this incline. Too easy, you say? Just wait until you've tried it!
Leave the kiddies with our experienced nursery staff!
Be sure to stop by our Organic Fruit Bar for a quick snack!
For just a few dollars a day, you, too, can look like a lumberjack!
Call now!! Operators are standing by! Spaces are limited!!
*offer void where prohibited
*results not guaranteed, especially if you are a lazy slob
*not for food use
*Country Wife and its subsidiaries are not liable for strained muscles, log injuries, internal bleeding, or exploded colons